Michael: But he needs to know that we're there for him. Lindsay: He's responsible for his own behavior. Michael: I haven't exactly been there for him, either.
Mel: Oh, he's been that way with all of us. Michael: Ted's were my best friends, but now I can't hardly known at all. Letting in heteros it goes against the purpose. Why couldn't she be a part of this?Ĭody: Because this is about queers defending themselves. Well, I guess I'll grab a straight soda and head to my straight room and study my straight studies. Can I join?ĭaphne: I thought keeping the streets safe was everyone's concern. Justin: Daphne and I started the gay/straight alliance in our high school.ĭaphne: I was the straight half. The Pink Posse.ĭaphne: Oh, yeah! For a minute there I thought you were enrolled in beauty school. Daphne, this is the group I told you about. Justin: Wouldn't our presence on the street be more effective if we were less noticeable?īoy#1: What's the point of doin it, if we don't get some attention.Ĭody: We need to look the part so they know not to f*ck with us. Michael: Maybe he feels like we're judging him.Ĭody: If we're going to have a recognizable force, we need to have a uniform appearance. Michael: Great! Well, we should get together sometime. You each have a husband.Įmmett: Wife? Partner? Passing acquaintance? Anyway, for those of us adrift on the sea of singledom, it's "Sparkle, Neely sparkle!"Įmmett: I was think about a little speedwalking, to run up a couple of pounds. What I need is something practical.īlake: No, what you need is something you love, something that'll make you feel good.Įmmett: So I've been going to the gym religiously -īrian: Is that why you were kneeling in the steam room?Įmmett: FINE? Just "fine"?! Fine's fine for you two. Ted: What, are you kidding? That was just a dream. Back in college, I even took some lessons. If you could do anything in the world, what would it be? Polished that porcelain so bright you could see your face - before you puked.īlake: Let me ask you.
I became quite adept at cleaning toilets back at rehab. Ted: All you can think about is why me? How could this happen, how could. Ted: You obsessed about it, you fantasized about it.